Drabble #72: Teacher

[jalenstrix]

...we had a stronger response to the drabble prompt of Drabble 71, with entries by the tremendous 3iggy and me (your intrepid drabble proposer jalenstrix). 3iggy and I also represented the labyfic collective with commenting love — huzzah!

Mwah to my labyfic collective!


For this prompt, we continue with our one-word drabble roots, with a word inspired by school times:

Teacher

Who is our teacher, who are they teaching, and what are they teaching? So many things to learn, so many delightful people to learn from in glorious, glorious detail...



Given our entries from recent months, let's continue with the limit for this month of 500 words. Though remember that shorter pieces are most definitely welcome!

Your entry should take the following format, posted as a comment on this entry:

Word count: # of words
Drabble: $your_beautiful_drabble



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[jalenstrix]

Word count: 453
Drabble:

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I blinked hard at the regal figure standing at my threshold, the sunlight outlining the oh-so-perfect patrician contours of his face. “You want me to teach you?”

Raw need glittered in Jareth’s eyes. “Do you want me to beg you, Sarah?”

I crossed my arms. “The thought occurred. But maybe you’d start by just saying plainly what you want.”

His jaw tightened with outraged pride.

I snorted. I didn’t have time for this Fae nonsense. “Or I could just shut this door. Your call.”

He managed to open his mouth enough to grit out a reply. “You are a cruel, cruel woman.”

Ha! “Learned from the best.” I made a gimme motion with my hands. “Out with it.”

After a long moment, he mutely extended his palm faceup. In it lay a shiny new smartphone glistening like a gem. It had a very slight crack on the edge.

I whistled. “Fancy.”

He growled. “Might as well be a rock for all the use I can get out of it.” He sneered at the crack. “A slippery rock.”

I raised an eyebrow. “You know these things are designed to be intuitive, right? Like, they literally employ tons of people to make the user interface easy to use.”

His face could have given a category 5 hurricane a run for its money. “And yet.”

“Right. So, what will you give me if I teach how to use your lovely new smartphone?”

And now his face was a match for an apocalyptic cataclysm. “So you want to bargain. After all I’ve given you.”

I shrugged. I’d seen the Stare of Doom before. “Learned from the best, O Generous One. You’d be disappointed if I didn’t press my advantage. And you’d tell me so later. At length.”

A half-smile burst like a ray of sunlight from him. “True.”

“How about if I show you how to work your smartphone, you actually respond to my texts?”

He tilted his head. “That’s it?”

“Don’t tempt me. And don’t you dare lecture me later about weak proposals. You’re getting a deal because we’re friends.”

“And because you don’t like using crystals in public for instantaneous communication.”

“That too.” I moved out of the doorway. “So, are you coming in for your lesson?”

He gave me a jaunty little half-bow and walked in.

I let my eyes drift over the lines of his perfectly tailored pants as he made a beeline for the kitchen. A girl might as well enjoy the aesthetic Fae bounty offered to her if she was going to suffer through a Smartphones for N00bs crash course. “Put the tea kettle on, would you? I’ve got a great new mint that I think you’ll like.”

“As you wish.”

[3iggy]

Smart phones and Fae people. That’s great! I am currently working in a library and occasionally, a person will come up to my desk and say “How do you use the internet...?” And I’m like...”How do you NOT use the internet?” I don’t even know how to understand what you are saying! I could not teach a fae man to use a phone. But, this was very nice. I enjoyed it immensely.

[jalenstrix]

Eeee, thank you! And very much agreed on the difficulty of teaching tech. ;)

[redwolf]

I suppose there's always the potential for explosive frustration, but as long as Sarah can weather that, there is the pretty 🦊🧡