Sarah stood out of earshot, watching as Jareth spoke with a goblin. The goblin appeared to be both exasperated and apologetic, but with a respectful bow, she thanked Jareth and departed.
“What’s the matter?” Sarah had learned that while male goblins tended to be frivolous creatures that took a ridiculously long time to mature, the females of the species were anything but and she wondered if they regretted being attracted to the males.
“Her husband is missing.” Jareth pinched the bridge of his nose with a sigh. “She didn’t want to cause a fuss, but their youngest has an upcoming celebration that the father should attend.”
Sarah didn’t miss the context that if it wasn’t an inconvenience to her children, the goblin would prefer not to have a useless manchild underfoot. “He’s sleeping off too much goblin ale?” Sarah guessed.
Jareth shook his head. “He’s been missing for weeks.”
“Shouldn’t she be more concerned?” She wondered with the length of time, if this could be a fatality.
Jareth waved away her concern. “I’d know if anything befell the miscreant.”
Sarah nodded in agreement. She was learning to find people by asking the Labyrinth and always felt a low level background sensation of people being near whenever she was within the bounds of the Kingdom. “You know where he is?”
Jareth waggled his hand side to side. “That’s a little iffy.” He tilted his head in thought. “See if you can pinpoint that annoying staffer of yours.”
Sarah closed her eyes, thought of the man’s very punchable face and was surprised that he felt dispersed. “That’s weird. I can tell that he's alive, but not his location.”
Jareth nodded. “Now search for a void.”
“How do I look for something that isn’t there?” Sarah questioned.
Taking her hand, Jareth led her to a dark corridor. “Midway down, what do you feel?” he whispered.
Her face lit up, as she felt the anomaly. As they approached the spot, Sarah could see a hole in the floor. She startled as Jareth stomped on the rim then pried at the edge with a knife.
To her surprise, he rolled the hole up like a rug, materialised a mountain of pillows in its place, then flicked the anomaly onto the ceiling. The instant it landed, several goblins and an annoying former staffer dropped into the pillows. Jareth pried the hole from the ceiling and rerolled it.
“We have portable holes?” Sarah asked after Jareth had sent the returnees on their way.
“The Labyrinth picked up the conceit as a means to place the annoying into stasis to give their spouses respite.”
“What happens to that?” Sarah pointed to the rolled anomaly.
Jareth produced a crystal that encapsulated the anomaly and snapped his fingers. “It’s in secure storage, but the Labyrinth will retrieve it as needed.”
“This is like the games room, isn’t it?”
Jareth laughed. “Something like that, but it only targets the truly deserving and they’ll be repeat offenders until they gain some sense.”
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drabble #281: treadPart of the
Balance!verse